A man and woman who had never met before

A man and woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a

transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, the man in the upper berth

and the woman in the lower one.

At 1:00 am, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying “Ma’am, I’m

sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet and get me a blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,” she replied, “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”

“Wow, that’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.

“Good,” she replied. “Get your own fucking blanket.”

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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