A man and woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, the man in the upper berth
and the woman in the lower one.
At 1:00 am, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying “Ma’am, I’m
sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet and get me a blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied, “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”
“Wow, that’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.
“Good,” she replied. “Get your own fucking blanket.”
After a moment of silence, he farted.