A guy sits down to play poker at a table in vegas. Next to him sits a stunningly beautiful woman who looks a bit familiar. “Excuse me, miss, but did you perform a duet with Tony Bennett a few years ago?” “Yes, that was me.” She responded. The man put […]
An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii
An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, […]