A little old lady of ninety goes to the doctor complaining of terrible flatulence. She tells him she is otherwise in perfect health, but the constant wind is very uncomfortable. She adds, “But I’m so grateful that at least it isn’t embarassing. You see, the remarkable thing is, it’s always […]
Two men were washed ashore during WWI
Two men were washed ashore during WWI. Their ship, an aging minesweeping model, had wrecked off the coast of an uninhabited island. As the older veteran worked to build a makeshift camp, the younger soldier managed to salvage a radio, and quickly telegraphed an SOS with their coordinates. To their […]