A crocodile is talking to her son

A crocodile is talking to her son
Crocodile mom: What do you want for your birthday?

Crocodile son: Can I have the pond over there?

Mom: Son, we don’t have enough cash for that.

Son: Then I want to have a lot of cash.

Mom: We will, but I hope it’s not too soon…

Son: When? Mom. When we’ll have a lot of cash?

Mom: On the day that we become purses.

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