A crocodile is talking to her son
Crocodile mom: What do you want for your birthday?
Crocodile son: Can I have the pond over there?
Mom: Son, we don’t have enough cash for that.
Son: Then I want to have a lot of cash.
Mom: We will, but I hope it’s not too soon…
Son: When? Mom. When we’ll have a lot of cash?
Mom: On the day that we become purses.