Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. “First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,” says the Coroner. “Second […]
Old woman at the nursing home
The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked.“Oh,” said the lady, “I’m just worried sick!”“What are you worried about, dear?” her friend asked. “You look like you are in good health. They are taking […]