A lady walks into an accountants office and tells him that she needs to do her tax return.
The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?”
“I’m a whore,” she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, “No, No, No, that won’t work. Let’s try to rephrase that.”
The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl.”
“No, that still won’t work. Try again.”
They both think for a moment and the woman says, “I’m a chicken farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?”
Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.”