A man walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of whiskey.
The bartender lines them up, and one by one,
the man downs them. “Whoa there, big fella!
What’s the occasion,” asks the bartender. “First blowjob,”
replies the man. “Well, in that case, the 6th shot’s on me,
” exclaims the bartender. “No, thanks,” says the man,
“if 5 shots don’t get the taste outta
my mouth, 6 won’t do shit!”