A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan they were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From the inside they heard a
Pakistani accent say, “Welcome foreigners come in. Come into my humble shop.” so the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, “I have some special sandals I think
you’d be interested in. They make you wild with se** desire like a great dessert camel” Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her
husband felt he really didn’t need them, being a se* hero as he was. The husband, “how could sandals make you into a se* freak?” The Pakistani man replied, why don’t you see for yourself?”
Well , the husband after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife
hadn’t seen in years– raw se*** power. In a blink of an eye the husband rushed up too the Pakistani man threw him on the table and started tearing at the guy’s pants. All the time the
Pakistani man was screaming, “YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET! YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET”