A man reported his wife had gone missing. A few days later, a police officer shows up at his door.
The officer, hat in hand, says, “Sir I have bad news, good news, and great news.”
Fearing the worst, the man asks for the bad news first.
“It appears your wife’s car went over the cliff on the side of Charleston Rd, we found a broken guardrail that led to finding the car submerged in the ocean. I’m sorry to say
she was discovered inside when we found the car.”
For several moments he was gripped in sorrow. Then asked, “Okay, what’s the great news?”
The cop answered, “When we pulled her from the water, there were three golden king crabs, two blue king crabs, and three snow crabs clinging to her body. Since it was
your wife, you have a claim to a portion of the crabs’ monetary value.”
Stunned, he asked, “What’s the good news?”
“We’re dropping her back in tomorrow.”