Once upon a time there was a cute black and white dog named Boomer. Every night he met with his dog friends to go for a walk. He was looking forward to it every day, as it is today. As he marched off that evening, his friends John and Fly were already […]
The vampire bride
Enclosed a horror story that I already wrote in the nineties as a student, but never published. It is inspired by the ancient Greek tale ‘The Bride of Amphipolis’ of the phlegon of Tralleis. May I introduce myself? My name is Philinnion, daughter of Demostratos of Amphipolis. For over two thousand years I […]
The first day of school in an American school
The class teacher introduces the class to a new student, Sakiro Suzuki (the son of Sony’s CEO). The hour begins. Class teacher: “Let’s see who controls American cultural history, who said: Give me freedom or death.” Mousestill in class, Suzuki raises his hand: “Patrick Henry 1775 in Philadelphia” Very good, […]
The happy DIY enthusiast WE OPERATE OPA
A situation that can hardly be uglier. You sit comfortably at the tastefully arranged dinner, think about the origins of Brussels sprouts, look forward to a relaxing evening in the circle of your potato chips and think otherwise nothing dramatic, as they suddenly perceive an indistinct rattling. A quick appeal […]
The MS (Microsoft) death certificate
Hospital death certificate: Name: Bill Gates Time: Shortly after the release of WinDoc 10.0 (“Windows for Doctors”, V10.0) Cause of death: General malfunction in HERZ_LUNG_MASCHINE.EXE caused by TETRIS.EXE – All processes stopped. Restart with Ctrl + Alt + Del Backup not found: (A) bort, (R) etry, (P) anic? Keyboard not […]