Day: May 17, 2019

Conchita wanted an increase. The Mistress of the house is very upset by this request and asks her: “And why do you want an increase, Conchita? ” Conchita,” Well ma’am, for three reasons. The first is because I’m better than Madame. ” Madame:” And who says that to you? ” […]

This is the story of an economics teacher in an English university who had the annoying tendency to always tell dirty jokes and make wild insinuations. Tired of being always targeted, a group of students decided that at the slightest hint of sexual tenderness, they would get up and leave […]

I woke up that day and was 50 years old. I did not feel very well but I hoped that my wife would wish me happy birthday. To my disappointment, she did not even say hello. At breakfast my children did not talk to me. Arrived at the office, my […]

A farmer is woken up in the middle of the night by a ruckus in his barn. He rushes in and realizes that one of the cows and giving birth. While he is helping the animal, the man realizes that his four year old son has joined him and that […]

Like every Wednesday thanks to these days of RTT is the dad Mathilde and Thomas who prepares the lunch. Last Wednesday he cooked them rabbit sauce. Children are sensitive to this endearing pet, so he hides what it is until the moment of the meal. The 6 year old girl […]

Socrates was a Greek philosopher renowned for his wisdom and also for his art of giving birth to spirits: the maieutics One day when he was walking on the agora, he was approached by a quidam who questioned him like this: Socrates! Do you know what I just learned about […]

Two completely drunk friends go home walking. Since they drank a lot, they are very eager to urinate. They pass a cemetery and one suggests that they could relieve themselves behind a tombstone. The first who has nothing to wipe decides to leave her panties, use it for this purpose […]

The leaders of Coca-Cola go personally to the Vatican to make an offer to the Pope: “Your Holiness, we offer you 5 million dollars per month so that you change in the Our Father the phrase” give us today our bread daily “by” give us today our daily Coca-Cola “. […]

A guy is lined up at the checkout of his supermarket when he notices that a small blonde gun waved his hand and smiled. He addresses her and says gently: Excuse me, do I know you? She answers with a smile: I could be wrong, but I think you are […]

A traffic policeman challenges a motorist who has just burned a red light in a particularly determined manner. The policeman does not even try to start the dialogue and says: Park your vehicle on the side and follow me to the post right now to fix it! The man may […]