A guy is lined up at the checkout of his supermarket

A guy is lined up at the checkout of his supermarket when he notices that a small blonde gun waved his hand and smiled.

He addresses her and says gently:

  • Excuse me, do I know you?

She answers with a smile:

  • I could be wrong, but I think you are the father of one of my children …

The guy’s memories send him back to the one and only time he’s been unfaithful, and he asks:

  • Name of a dog, it would not be you the stripper I fucked on the pool table in front of all my friends at a drunken evening, while your friend was flogging me with wet celery and pushing me a cucumber in the butt?
  • No, she replied, I am the new teacher of your son!
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