A guy is lined up at the checkout of his supermarket when he notices that a small blonde gun waved his hand and smiled.
He addresses her and says gently:
- Excuse me, do I know you?
She answers with a smile:
- I could be wrong, but I think you are the father of one of my children …
The guy’s memories send him back to the one and only time he’s been unfaithful, and he asks:
- Name of a dog, it would not be you the stripper I fucked on the pool table in front of all my friends at a drunken evening, while your friend was flogging me with wet celery and pushing me a cucumber in the butt?
- No, she replied, I am the new teacher of your son!