Four people are on a plane

Four people are on a plane

Four people are on a plane: the pope, the president of the United States, the prime

minister of the UK and a schoolboy. The plane is about to crash and the pilot informs

them that there is only three parachutes available.

The prime minister says:

“I need a parachute, I’ve got to keep running the government!”

So he grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane.

The president says:

“I need a parachute, I’ve got to keep running the country!”

So he grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The pope, however, smiles at the

schoolboy and says:

“You take the last parachute, I’ve already lived my life.”

But the schoolboy smiles back at him and says:

“There’s no need sir, the president took my backpack.”

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