The peanuts are complimentary

A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. As he sits there, the jar of nuts on the bar

tells him what a nice shirt he is wearing. Disturbed by this, he goes to the cigarette

vending machine to buy a pack of smokes. As he approaches the machine, it starts

screaming and shouting at him. He runs to the bar and explains this to the barman.

The barman apologizes and says “The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette

machine is out of order”!

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