A single woman who retired

A single woman who retired just a few months back walked up to a little old man

rocking in a chair on his porch in her neighborhood. “I couldn’t help noticing how

happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke three

packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty

foods, and never exercise.” “That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?’

“Twenty-six,” he said.

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