There were three strings that walked

There were three strings that walked into the bar. They sat down and they didn’t get

waited on so the first string walked up to the bar and asked for three beers. The

bartender said, “I’m sorry buddy we don’t serve strings in here.” The string walks back

to the table and tells his friends what the bartender said. “I’ve been here before and

gotten a drink, I’ll go get us something to drink,” said the second string. The second

sting walks up to the bar and politely asks the bartender for three beers. The

bartender says, “I thought I told your buddy we don’t serve strings in here.” So the

second string walks back and and tells his friends what has happened. The third string

says “Oh, I come in here all the time, I know how to order something to drink.” The

third sting walks to the restroom where he ties himself up and muffs up his end. He

then walks out to the bar and asks the bartender for three beers. The bartender kind

of looks at him weird and says, “You a string?” “Frayed knot,” he replies.

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