A farmer is woken up in the middle of the night

A farmer is woken up in the middle of the night by a ruckus in his barn. He rushes in and realizes that one of the cows and giving birth.

While he is helping the animal, the man realizes that his four year old son has joined him and that he is watching the scene with obvious curiosity … The farmer hesitates a moment and finally says to himself:

  • I will let him look and if he has any questions, I will answer him.

When the delivery finally ends and the little calf is awkwardly resting on its feet, the man asks his son:

  • So Benoit, you have questions?
  • Yes I have a dad, the boy replies, How fast he was going to the calf when he hit the cow?
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