You do not have to take credit for a downed twin-exhaust Golf at 18. You do not have to pee with strangers in a row. In the cinema, you can howl unrestrainedly without anyone looking stupid. The expiry date of yogurts in your fridge has not expired. You do not […]
An Austrian is sitting at breakfast
An Austrian is sitting at breakfast, with coffee, croissants, butter and jam, as a gum crouching German sits next to him . Without being prompted, he begins a conversation: “Do you Austrians eat all the bread?” The Austrian is reluctant to distract from his breakfast and replies: “Yes, of course” […]