Day: May 21, 2019

A pastor had stage fright before his first sermon. He asked the pharmacist what he could do about it. He advises him to practice in front of the mirror and to drink a liquor to calm down whenever he gets the shaking. After the pastor had trembled 17 times, he […]

Once upon a time there was a pious man who was as pious as only a pious person can be religious. He lived on top of the Bergen Hohn and could look down into the valley . But once it was too warm for the pious man; he is sweating […]

Everything is clear with us, but nobody knows. We do not know what we want, but we are resolute. We are ready for anything, but useless Cooperative hectic replaces mental calm. Knowledge is power; Knowing nothing does not matter. Everyone can be used here and be it as a deterrent […]

Who won World War II and who finished second? What is a silver dollar made of? Explain Einstein’s Theory of Relativity or write your name in block letters! Spell: a) Dog b) Cat c) Potato When do the ten o’clock news begin? How many commandments were given to Moses? There […]

In our farm, a baby was found and delivered to the office. The boss demanded immediate investigation and clarification as to whether this boulder was a product of the company and whether one or more employees were involved. After four weeks of examination, we are convinced that the infant can […]

Do not come to me with salary increase! Have you no honor in the body? Do you even know how little they work !!!!! Apparently, you do not worry about it! It’s time for you to become knowledgeable! Therefore, after hours of calculations and analyzes, I have the following crystallizes […]

Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lit place with enough freshly sharpened pencils · Call your mails · Read the task carefully to make sure you understand it · Go to the vending machine and get a coffee, which promotes concentration. · Call your mails. · Stop by […]

A group of engineers and a group of economists ride the train togetherto a conference. Every business administrator has a ticket, but the whole group of engineers has only one ticket. Suddenly, one of the engineers calls out, “The conductor is coming!”, Whereupon all the engineers squeeze into one of […]

To every law gescheh ‘ that’s the ABGB. So has the culprit in damages to restore the old state; Because this would still exist , if the Gescheh’ne not gescheh’n . A cyclist in a hurry Yesterday drives through the city. He does not respect the path’s exactly and drives […]

A man crossed a street one day when a frog called him, “If you kiss me, I will become a beautiful princess!” The man bent down, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. Then the frog started talking again and said, “If you kiss me and turn […]