Day: January 7, 2019

A Long Journey “A guy who just made a long journey by car at night decided to stop for some sleep on the stroke of 6 am, before continuing on his way, still long. He stops on parking the entrance to a big city, a little away from the main […]

You Are Crazy! It’s a guy sitting at the bar of a restaurant. He waits for a table to be released and notices a very pretty young woman, also sitting at the bar, having an aperitif. The guy walks over to her and says, “It’s going to be a bit steep, but would […]

Camel Mother And Son A camel mum and her son talk together when the baby camel asks his mother: Mom, why do I have three toes on each foot? His mother replies: – Well, my son, when you cross the desert, these toes allow you to walk in the sand […]

An Old Woman In Hospital It’s happening in Israel. A little old woman calls the Mount Sinai Hospital. “The Mount Sinai Hospital? Hello, one of my friends is hospitalized at home and I would like to be given information on her health status” The operator answers: “I will see what […]

Baccalaureate Competition Collection of sentences taken during a baccalaureate competition in the Paris region (syntax and spelling of origin). In Brittany, we practice mountain breeding and transhumance. Note the prunes of Agen whose fame is worldwide. Brittany traditionally votes right because it is turned towards the sea. The Breton coast […]

Maritime Affairs The following story is true (those who want to check can go to Canadian maritime affairs, the incident happened in October 1995). Transcript of a radio communication between a US Navy ship and Canadian authorities off Newfoundland. Americans: Please divert 15 degrees North to avoid a collision. To […]

A Tourist in Jerusalem A tourist came to spend a week in Jerusalem. He moved to a hotel located a few meters from the Wailing Wall. Every morning, when leaving the hotel, he meets an old man who goes to pray. And in the evening, when he returns to the hotel, he systematically […]

British archaeologists A few months ago, German archaeologists found, by digging some 50 meters deep, copper residues. After careful scrutiny, the German authorities make an incredible announcement: “25,000 years ago, the Goths had deployed a whole telephone network on their territory.” The British Government, far from being impressed by the […]

Men Meeting in A Steam Room It happens in a steam room … Some men in light clothes talk, when suddenly, a laptop starts to ring .. – “Honey, you will not believe me, I’m in front of a fur store, aie, Oh, dear, the shopkeeper …, honey, they have a […]

Dead Horse In the Street He is a stutterer who one day finds a dead horse in the street, just in front of his house. He calls the police station; Good..good … good … hello! It’s … it’s … it’s … it’s the co..co … co … commi … commissariat? […]