You Are Crazy!
It’s a guy sitting at the bar of a restaurant. He waits for a table to be released and notices a very pretty young woman, also sitting at the bar, having an aperitif.
The guy walks over to her and says,
“It’s going to be a bit steep, but would you dine with me tonight?”
The young woman suddenly gets up from her seat and almost shouts:
– What!?! To accompany you to your home ??? For whom do you take me, you perverted pervert? !!
Hearing this, the guy returns sheepishly to his bar seat thinking: “this woman is completely crazy …”
Five minutes later, the woman leaves her bar seat and joins our guy. She then said to him:
– I’m terribly sorry for the scene just now. I am in psychology degree and we are currently studying the reactions of people when we give them a surprising answer!
So the guy gets up at once from his bar stool and yells:
– WHAT ?? 2000 FRANCS?! YOU ARE CRAZY !