A king who thought that his officers

Once upon a time, there was a king who thought that his officers were going to try to have s** with his queen.


So he made all of his officers put on tight pants and told

them that if anyone got a boner their head would be chopped off.


So he lined them up and the queen came to the first one and took off her gown.
He got a boner, so that was the end of him.


Then she came to the next one and took off her gown, he got a boner and that was the end of him.


This went on until she came to the last one and took off gown, then her underthings and he didn’t get a boner.


So she took off his clothes and started rolling on the floor with him, half an hour

went by, then an hour, finally after two hours the king came in to see what was

happening and as soon as the king came in the guy got a boner.

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