Dead Horse In the Street
He is a stutterer who one day finds a dead horse in the street, just in front of his house. He calls the police station;
- Good..good … good … hello! It’s … it’s … it’s … it’s the co..co … co … commi … commissariat?
- Hello? Yes it is the police station. What do you want?
- Y..y..y … there is a che..che..che..hy mm..mm..mm..mort … rr..rrue Gaga … Ga..Gaga..Gaga … – At Garibaldi Street?
- No ! At the r … rr..rrue Gaga … Ga..Gaga..Gaga …
- Well, I do not have that to do, huh? So good day! [clac!]
Five minutes later: – Bbb..bbb.bbb … bonjj jj … hello! It’s … it’s … it’s … it’s the co..co … co … commisss … ssariat?
- Hello? Yes it is the police station.
- Y..y..y … there is a che..che..che..cheval there is a che-horse mm..mm..mm..mort a rr … rr. .rrue Gaga … Ga..Gaga..Gaga …
- At Garibaldi Street?
- Nnnon! No, at the r … rr..rrue Gaga … Ga..Gaga..Gaga …
- Well, listen, the joke is not funny! So good day! [clac!]
Then another five minutes later:
- Bbb..bbb.bbb … bonjj jj … hello! It’s … it’s … it’s … it’s the co..co … co … committed … police station?
- Hello? Yes it is the police station. You again ! what is your horse story?
- Y..y..y … there is a che..che..che..male mm..mm..mm..mort … rr..rue Gaga … Ga ..Gaga..Gaga …
- At Garibaldi Street?
- Nnnon! At the r … rr..rrue Gaga … Ga..Gaga..Gaga … – (clac!)
Finally, ONE HOUR LATER:
- Bbb..bbb.bbb … bonjj jj .. .Hello! It’s … it’s … it’s … it’s the co..co … co … commi … ssariat? – Yes !
- Y..y..y … there is a che..che..che..cheval mm..mm..mm..mort to the rr..rr..rrue Gaga … Ga. .Gaga..Gaga …
- At Garibaldi Street?
- Yesiiiiii!
- But we had to tell it earlier! Finally, why wait so long?
- He has done so much that I have. jj..j that jj .. that I move it!