Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court 

Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered

Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: “Do you want to live with

your mother?” BABY RAPTOR: “No! She beats me.” JUDGE: “OK, then you can live with

your father.” BABY RAPTOR: “No! He beats me too!” JUDGE: “Well you have to live with

someone. Who do you want to live with?” BABY RAPTOR: “I want to live with my Aunt

Bertha in Toronto.” JUDGE: “Is there any chance she’ll beat you also?” BABY RAPTOR:

“No sir. The Toronto Raptors don’t beat anybody

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