Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered
Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: “Do you want to live with
your mother?” BABY RAPTOR: “No! She beats me.” JUDGE: “OK, then you can live with
your father.” BABY RAPTOR: “No! He beats me too!” JUDGE: “Well you have to live with
someone. Who do you want to live with?” BABY RAPTOR: “I want to live with my Aunt
Bertha in Toronto.” JUDGE: “Is there any chance she’ll beat you also?” BABY RAPTOR:
“No sir. The Toronto Raptors don’t beat anybody