A guy and a girl are roommates in college.
The girl goes to a frat party, brings home another guy, fucks him, and then decides the
next morning that she likes her roommate and therefore it’s not going to work out.
After her fling left, her roommate came up to her and:
Him: “I think I found my soulmate in you…”
Her: “Really?!”
Him: “Yeah… uh… that guy you brought home last night?”
Her: “Oh yeah. I don’t care about him anymore.”
Him: “Great! So he’s available?”