Two drunks are walking along.
One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the moon.”
The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend.
“You’re wrong, that’s not the moon, that’s the sun.”
They began to argue when they come upon another drunk.
They asked, “Sir, could you please help settle our argument?
Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that’s shining.
Is it the moon or the sun?”
The third drunk looked at the sky and said, “Sorry, I don’t live around here.”