An old football player was dying

An old football player was dying.
So he called her wife and told her: “My dearest you see I’m dying. May you confess how many times you have done betrays against me during your life?”
Her spouse said: “Forgive me, my dear, only 3 times:

Do you remember it was so difficult to admit you as a football player in the team? So I went to the couch and did something. That was the cause for you to be a player in the team.

Do you remember when you entered the team no body didn’t pass you? I went to 10 others players so they changed a friendly treatment during half times.

Do you remember during matching nobody of 30000 viewers didn’t encourage you? I did something…”

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