Two married buddies are out drinking one night 

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,

“You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out

drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine

and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up

the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes

up and yells at me for staying out so late!” His buddy looks at him and says, “Well,

obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door,

storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on

my wife’s ass and say, ‘How about a blowjob?’ ….and she’s always sound asleep.”

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