Two women stumbling home from the pub are forced to take an emergency stop in
the graveyard on the way home. The first uses her knickers to wipe and then drops
them in the bin with the funeral flowers. The other uses a wreath from a new grave.
The next day their husbands meet up and the first says “I think that my wife may have
cheated on me, she passed out face down on the bed when she got home and she
had no knickers on.”
The other guy says “My wife passed out too and there was a card stuck between her
arse cheeks that said “we’ll never forget you, with love from all the lads at the fire