I was invited out for a night 

The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I

would be home by midnight. “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas

went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got

in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly

realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was

really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when

totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my

husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn’t seem

disturbed at all. (Whew! Got away with that one!). Then he said, “We need a new

cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3

times, then said, “Oh, crap,” cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed

another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.”

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