The manager of the liquor store gets a phone call at 8 pm.
“At what time do you open tomorrow?” asked the caller.
“At nine,” he answered. The phone rings at midnight
“What time do you open … in the morning?”
“At nine”.
The phone rings at 4 in the morning “Whatt tim do
ya openn in the mornin?”
“I told you before at nine”.
“Imm just inn aa hury cause i got locked in tha stor las nite.”