An Old Lady Goes To see her Doctor
It is a wrinkled old lady who goes to see her doctor:
- Hello sir, can you help me?
- Hello, what’s happening to you?
- In fact I’m starting to get old … I have backache, head, stomach … I feel nauseated, my head is spinning … I am tired all the time I do not want to go out anymore, no longer want to eat … Can you do something?
- Yes, there is one thing to do: every day, you go to your little garden with a bucket and you take earth. Then, you put a little on all the body, the hands, the feet, the head, very important the head! and the legs, the arms … All the body what! And you lie down, you stay like that without moving. And every day you put a little more land and you stay a little longer …
- Ah, and that will cure me that?
- No, but it’ll get used to you …