Belgian stories
A ventriloquist addressing his puppet in a show:
- Hello Tataouet, are you in shape today?
The puppet answers (with a nasal voice):
- Yes, and to prove it to you I will tell you a Belgian story.
Suddenly a Belgian gets up in the assembly and says:
- Are tired of it; suddenly the Belgians and then the Arabs, you have to renew!
The ventriloquist resumed his normal voice and said:
- Excuse me sir but the show is planned like that, but I promise you that next year I will change, be nice let me finish.
The furious Belgian answers: - You big the mouth, it is the little one that I speak !!!
A ventriloquist addressing his puppet in a show: - Hello Tataouet, are you in shape today?
The puppet answers (with a nasal voice):
- Yes, and to prove it to you I will tell you a Belgian story.
Suddenly a Belgian gets up in the assembly and says:
- Are tired of it; suddenly the Belgians and then the Arabs, you have to renew!
The ventriloquist resumed his normal voice and said:
- Excuse me sir but the show is planned like that, but I promise you that next year I will change, be nice let me finish.
The furious Belgian answers: - You big the mouth, it is the little one that I speak !!!