Belgian stories

A ventriloquist addressing his puppet in a show:

  • Hello Tataouet, are you in shape today?

The puppet answers (with a nasal voice):

  • Yes, and to prove it to you I will tell you a Belgian story.

Suddenly a Belgian gets up in the assembly and says:

  • Are tired of it; suddenly the Belgians and then the Arabs, you have to renew!

The ventriloquist resumed his normal voice and said:

  • Excuse me sir but the show is planned like that, but I promise you that next year I will change, be nice let me finish.
    The furious Belgian answers:
  • You big the mouth, it is the little one that I speak !!!
    A ventriloquist addressing his puppet in a show:
  • Hello Tataouet, are you in shape today?

The puppet answers (with a nasal voice):

  • Yes, and to prove it to you I will tell you a Belgian story.

Suddenly a Belgian gets up in the assembly and says:

  • Are tired of it; suddenly the Belgians and then the Arabs, you have to renew!

The ventriloquist resumed his normal voice and said:

  • Excuse me sir but the show is planned like that, but I promise you that next year I will change, be nice let me finish.
    The furious Belgian answers:
  • You big the mouth, it is the little one that I speak !!!
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