A magician had landed a comfortable job on a cruise ship. His act was rendered
hilarious by his parrot who would ridicule the magician after every trick, saying “Big
deal, the cards up his sleeve.” or “He put the ball in a hidden floor, the big faker!” One
night the ship began to sink and while confusion reigned, the magician was just barely
able to get to a tiny life boat with his beloved parrot. For two days the magician and
parrot floated on the rough seas. Strangely, the parrot sat on the opposite end of the
craft just staring at the magician. Finally, on the fourth day, the parrot screamed ‘”kay,
I give up… where the hell did you put the god damned boat!”