A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 dollars in the
seatbelt competition. “What are you going to do with the money?” asked the
policeman. “Well, I guess I’m going to get a drivers license”, he answered. “Oh, don’t
listen to him,” said a woman in the passenger seat, “He’s a smart aleck when he’s
drunk.” Then the guy in the backseat said, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car.”
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, “Are we over the
border yet?”