A recent college graduate decided to turn

A recent college graduate decided to turn

A recent college graduate decided to turn to pro****

Due to his huge student loans and low salary, so he placed a large sign that read:

One s*** time on the floor: 25$

One s**** time on the couch: 50$

One s***time on the Bed: 100$

Then an old lady sees the sign and quickly runs to the bank makes a quick withdrawal and goes to the young man’s apartment and hands over the 100$ bill

The young man then says: “all right so s*** time in the bed you old saucy minx?”

Then the old granny smirks and says: “no sugar, I want 4 s*** times on the floor”