A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on the delivery table,
legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he sees the top of a head push through. Then the
baby pops its head out and says to the doctor, “Are you my dad?”. The doctor says
, “No, I am your doctor!”. With that, the baby pops right back inside. “Damn!”, says
the doctor. A short while later he sees the head push through again. “Are you my
dad?”, asks the baby. “No, I am your doctor.”, he replies. Once again the baby
vanishes back into his mother’s womb. The doctor turns to a nurse and says,
“Nurse, get that baby’s father in here right away–we may have a situation on our
hands!”. Moments later the baby’s father is in the delivery room, and the baby’s
head once again pops out. “Are you my dad?”, the baby asks of the father. The
father replies, “Yes, little baby, I am your father!” The baby then reaches up and
begins poking his father in the forehead with his index finger–”How do you like that?”