Little Johnny’s next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was
born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited
Little Johnny’s family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny’s parents
were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little
Johnny’s dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He
said, “Now, son…that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on
your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I’m really going to
spank you when we get back home. “I promise not to mention his ears at all,” said
Little Johnny. At the neighbor’s home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and
touched the baby’s hand. He looked at its mother and said, “Oh, what a beautiful
little baby!” The mother said, “Thank you very much, Little Johnny.” He then said,
“This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why… just look at his
pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good?” The Mother said, “Why, yes…
his doctor said he has 20/20 vision.” Little Johnny said, “Well, it’s a damn good
thing, cause he sure as hell can’t wear glasses!”