Neighbor had a baby

Little Johnny’s next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was

born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited

Little Johnny’s family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny’s parents

were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little

Johnny’s dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He

said, “Now, son…that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on

your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I’m really going to

spank you when we get back home. “I promise not to mention his ears at all,” said

Little Johnny. At the neighbor’s home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and

touched the baby’s hand. He looked at its mother and said, “Oh, what a beautiful

little baby!” The mother said, “Thank you very much, Little Johnny.” He then said,

“This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why… just look at his

pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good?” The Mother said, “Why, yes…

his doctor said he has 20/20 vision.” Little Johnny said, “Well, it’s a damn good

thing, cause he sure as hell can’t wear glasses!”

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