An elderly homophobic father wants to understand his son better. So, the father decides in order to understand his gay son better, to immerse himself by going to the local gay sauna.
He takes off his cloths, and his glasses so they don’t get steamed up and grabs a towel.
Stumbling around, he finds the first room, and there’s gay men just flirting, all rather innocent, and after just a short time, he feels comfortable and decides to push his boundaries
He enters the second room of the sauna, this time there’s touching and kissing, and again after a short while he’s feeling really comfortable,
Impressed with himself, he decides to just go for it, to really push his boundaries as far as he can. He goes next door, and to his luck, there’s an entire furry convention in town.
He decides to get really involved, He’s starts suc, and fuc, getting sweaty and sloppy, and after an hour, hes exhausted and smiling ear-to-ear, he feels like he’s no longer homophobic
He calls his son, delighted to tell him what he’s been up to and that he’s no longer homophobic
The Son tells the father:
“Dad, I’m so proud of you, it shows how much you love me, and the lengths you’re willing to go to make our relationship work, thankyou. Though I don’t understand why the animal shelters been calling, saying you’re no longer welcome?”