A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the First house
of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the
enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black
plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. “Madam, if
I could not clean this up within 5 minutes with the use of this new powerful
Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!” exclaimed the eager salesman. “Do you
need chilly sauce or ketchup with that” asked the lady. The bewildered
salesman asked, “Why, madam?” “There’s no electricity in the house…”
said the lady.