There were three guys at a bar. One was a college student, one was a buisnes
s man and the other was a biker. The student tells the two other men that it was
his aniversary and he got his wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas “Shit
if she doesnt like the necklace she’ll love the trip” he said. So the buisness man said
“That’s nice, for my last aniversary I got my wife a Mercades and a new mansion, if she
didn’t like the mercades she has to like the new mansion. ” As the biker finished his drink
he said “For my last aniversary I got my wife a t-shirt and a vib****.
If she didn’t like the t-shirt she can go f*** herself.”