An elderly couple visit there local chemist

An elderly couple visit there local chemist.

The husband goes up to the cashier.

“can i have some condoms miss”


“Where going on a naughty weekend”

Cashier replies “but you folk must be nearly 70 there

is no chance of your wife

getting pregnant”

“I know” says the old man “But she

loves the smell of

BURNING RUBBER”

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