A priest was driving along and saw a nun 

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and

offered her a lift which she accepted.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her habit to open and reveal a lovely leg.

The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily

slid his hand up her leg.

The nun looked at him and immediately said: “Father, remember Psalm 129?”

The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his


Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said: “Father, Psalm 129?”

Once again the priest apologized, “Sorry, Sister, but the flesh is weak.”

Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way.

Upon his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up

Psalm 129. It Said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.

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