A guy walks into a Raptors bar with a dachshund

A guy walks into a Raptors bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a

“Toronto Raptors” jersey and helmet, and is festooned with “Raptors” pom-poms. The

bartender says: “Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You’ll have to leave!” The guy begs

him: “Look, I’m desperate. We’re both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only

place around where we can see the game!” After securing a promise that the dog will

behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there’s any trouble,

the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game. The big

game begins and Vince Carter does a great slum dunk. With that the dog jumps up on

the bar, and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone. The

bartender says: “Wow, that is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! What does the

dog do if Raptors win?” The owner replies: “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for a half


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