A businessman enters a tavern

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on

the rocks After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the

bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again

peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini.

The bartender says, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring ya’ martinis all Night long. But you gotta

tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.” The man

replies, “I’m peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it’s time to go home.”

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