A man walks into a nearly empty bar 

A man walks into a nearly empty bar and orders a drink. He’s sitting alone at the end

of the bar, sipping away, and he hears a voice. “Nice shirt.” He looks around and sees

no one nearby. He forgets about it and continues drinking. “Nice tie,” the voice says

again. He looks around a second time. The bartender and all other customers are at

the other side of the room. Confused, the man calls the bartender over and asks about

the mysterious voice that admired his clothing. “Oh, that’s the peanuts,” the bartender

said. “The peanuts?” asked the man. “Yeah, they’re complimentary.”

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