A man enters a pet shop. He wants to buy live mice to feed his python. The man saw
the cage with a parrot and begins to examine it. In this moment the parrot said, “Your
fly is undone.” The man blushed. He looked around if anyone sees him and closed his
zipper. The parrot said again, “Your pants have a slit back.” The man blushed still
more and tried to cover his ass with a hand. “Your shoelaces are untied”, the parrot
does not cease. The man bent down to tie his shoelaces. “Farted! … You little fart”, the
parrot yelled. The man died of shame and fled from the store. At this point the mice
called from their cage and said, “Coco, thanks you! You saved our lives again. You
know, we’ll make it up to you.”