There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim.
When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?” The
preacher calmly said “No, God will save me.” A little later, another
boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?” The
preacher replied again, “No God will save me.” Eventually the preacher
drowned and went to heaven. The preacher asked God, “Why didn’t
you save me?” God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!”