A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two
penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, “What’s up with the
penguins in the back seat?” The man in the car says “I found them. I asked myself what
to do with them, but I haven’t had a clue.” The clerk ponders a bit then says, “You
should take them to the zoo.” “Hey, that’s a good idea,” says the man in the car and
drives away. The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The
clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. “Hey, they’re still here! I
thought you were going to take them to the zoo.” “Oh, I did,” says the driver, “And we
had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach.”