Lion wakes up in the jungle and finds

Lion wakes up in the jungle and finds

Lion wakes up in the jungle and finds that a tool is missing, he goes to elephant and

asks “Have you seen my tool?” Elephant replies: “What does it look like?” Lion: “Well

it’s got four points on it.” Elephant: “Sorry, I haven’t seen it, try mouse.” So the Lion

goes to the mouse and asks “Have you seen my tool?” Mouse: “What does it look

like?” Lion: “Well it’s got four points on it.” Mouse: “Sorry mate, I’ve not seen it, try

croc.” So the lion proceeds to the crocodile and asks “Have you seen my tool?” Croc:

“What does it look like?” Lion: “Well it’s got four points on it.” Croc: “Sorry I’ve not

seen it, try Jaguar.” So the lion goes to Jaguar and asks “Have you seen my tool?”

Jaguar: “Of course, I ate it.” Lion: “Why did you do that?” Jaguar: “Well I’m a four point

tool eater Jaguar.”

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